Archive for the ‘HALLOWEEN & HORROR MOVIES’ Category
Night Beast Troma movie
Baltimore filmmaker Don Dohler does an update on his 1979 film "The Alien Factor" this time only a single alien (reptilian looking) crash landing near a small town and going on a rampage.
how much better can bad B get?
Latex suit, black eyes and lots of big gnarly teeth…
Hmmm my spaceship got hit be a meteor, guess I’m a bit peckish, lets nip down to the planet and grab a bite. Oops, I would end up in the boonies. I hope I can remember were I crashed. Campers, yum…
Bullets won’t kill it. Evacuate the town. The town is being eaten, Oh wait, time to have sex with the semi-cute deputy. Good thing the monster only eats stupid people. Oh well, their goes the mayor’s constituency. That’s okay it ate the mayor and his trophy wife with the big rack and the voice that can kill small animals… Too bad the monster isn’t a small animal.
Time for popcorn. We can get a transformer and fry it. What will we use for bait, it only eats people? How about US? Great idea. I’ll just stand here and hold the wires while you throw the switch. An entire village full of idiots. Only the doctor, sheriff, and deputy live, darwin wins.
Horrible acting, horrible script, horrible monster. Wooot! what a find.
Citizen Toxie, Classic Troma Horror MOVIE
This movie is poorly done, the jokes are racist, chauvinist, and demeaning, the action sequences are choppy, and the special effects are horrible at best. Obviously this movie was not made to be a blockbuster—but it is still a hilarious movie. It’s one of those movies that’s so good, it’s bad. With a couple of quotable one liners that are quite enjoyable, this movie packs a punch. The storyline is actually worse than the other Toxic Avenger movies, but it is still entertaining nonetheless. Unfortunately, this Hulu cut trimmed off many of the gorier and outrageous scenes. The humor in it parallels with South Park and Evil Dead. In short, this movie shouldn’t be taken too seriously but rather just enjoyed for what it is.
I BURY THE LIVING -Classic Horror Film
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A newly appointed cemetery chairman discovers that, merely by inserting a black pin into a wall-sized map of the cemetery, he can cause the deaths of that plot’s owner.
THE MOST SPINE-CHILLING CRY THAT EVER FROZE THE BLOOD!…
SHOCKS THAT CHALLENGE THE IMAGINATION!!!
Out of a time-rotted tomb crawls an unspeakable horror!
A creature to freeze your blood! A story to chill your soul!
Classic NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD! Movie
Watch one of the most famous and classic horror films Night Of The Living Dead.
The radiation from a fallen satellite might have caused the recently deceased to rise from the grave and seek the living to use as food. This is the situation that a group of people penned up in an old farmhouse must deal with.
The dead come back to life and eat the living in this low budget, black and white film. Several people barricade themselves inside a rural house in an attempt to survive the night. Outside are hordes of relentless, shambling zombies who can only be killed by a blow to the head.
Chaos descends upon the world as the brains of the recently deceased become inexplicably reanimated, causing the dead to rise and feed on human flesh. Speculation rests on a radiation-covered NASA satellite returning from Venus, but it only remains a speculation. Anyone who dies during the crisis of causes unrelated to brain trauma will return as a flesh-eating zombie, including anyone who has been bitten by a zombie. The only way to destroy the zombies is to destroy the brain. As the catastrophe unfolds, a young woman visiting her father’s grave takes refuge in a nearby farmhouse, where she is met by a man who protects her and barricades them inside. They both later discover people hiding in the basement, and they each attempt to cope with the situation. Their only hope rests on getting some gasoline from a nearby pump into a truck that is running on empty, but this requires braving the hordes of ravenous walking corpses outside. When they finally put their plans into action, panic and personal tensions only add to the terror as they try to survive.
They keep coming back in a bloodthirsty lust for HUMAN FLESH!…
Pits the dead against the living in a struggle for survival!
They won’t stay dead.
They’re coming to get you…again!
Ed Brubaker’s Angel Of Death MOVIE
Rated R for disturbing violent content, aberrant sexuality, nudity and language.
Comic book legend Ed Brubaker (“Criminal”) tells the story of Eve (Zoe Bell) a stoic assassin whose life takes a turn when a hit goes bad and six inches of cold steel wind up in her cranium.